theladysnarkydame: (Wait. Idea!)
 Okay, mystery person buzzing my number at the apartment entrance, answer me this:

Its after midnight -- if you're a friend of mine, why wouldn't you call/text me before buzzing to see if I'm home/awake/feeling sociable?  Oh, that's why you buzzed three times in a minute and a half?  That's the same thing, I guess.

If you're a friend of mine, but you're too drunk or whatever to remember my number, what makes you think I want your company?  

i mean honestly.  I'm a single woman living next to a bar.  OF COURSE I'm not gonna buzz some random asshole into the apartment.

And swell, there's the fourth buzz, as I'm typing this up.  Just enough time since the last one for you to go have another drink or two?  Sure.

I wish i could see you. Cause if I know you we would have WORDS tomorrow.  And if I don't?  Good luck annoying someone enough to get in here.  There are video cameras in the lobby.  My door is locked, and there's an honest-to-god sword behind it.

Fucker.

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